So a Farrow walks into a bar...

[Devilsquid]

C'mon, let's face it: Farrow are pig men. They have special rules like 'Bacon' and 'Hog Wild'. They're funny. Yes ,they're a wicked army, and well done, but I think you definitely have to be a bit tounge in cheek to play a pigman army. Oink.

So, let's ham it up! Rut around on the internet, and dig up some funny 'pig' related stuff. We'll get so many laughts, this will be the suuu-weetest thread on the forums.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs13/i/2007/060/e/c/War_Pig_by_GiZmO0o.jpg

http://www.dreamstime.com/angry-boar-thumb15912162.jpg



GET THE HUMANS!!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/21/article-0-0CD9D026000005DC-403_634x416.jpg

[Murch]

Just in.....
A recently confiscated photo from an outpost of the Blindwater Congregation. Reports note that an insane, Richard O'Brien look alike had this object on an operating table in a peculiar looking laboratory.

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(laughing) so anyways, like I was saying......we can keep our hooves dry, those dirty gators will think we're mere humans (oh sorry uncle Arkadius, no offense), and well I like red as it does blend well with the Lord's cape!
So should we have a vote?
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[dboeren]

My inside source tells me that we're getting a version of the Khador War Dog in the next expansion. Here's a leaked image of the concept art:
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/p/pig_dog-12443.jpg


One of Dr. Arkadius' early experiments to create more vicious Farrow for warbeast stock is not successful:
http://lolimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/funny-tiger-pig.jpg

[Devilsquid]

My inside source tells me that we're getting a version of the Khador War Dog in the next expansion. Here's a leaked image of the concept art:
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/p/pig_dog-12443.jpg

That's a Khadoran Spy!


Apparently Arkadius's working with the Legion has born fruit!

http://wisconsinhiv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/when_pigs_fly0-1.jpg

[dboeren]

That's a Khadoran Spy!

Their first spy uncovered, Khador tries again:
http://charleykanesfunhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funny-dog-picture-undercover-infiltrate-pig-gang.jpg


To his embarrassment, a picture of Carver from his high school yearbook surfaces many years later:
http://www.buzzle.com/images/drawings/cartoons/funny-pig-cartoon.jpg

[MagnustheJust]

Smile!!!

It makes the world wonder what you are up to...

http://www.topforwardedemails.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Funny-Pig.jpg

[Mod_Faultie]

I am aghast at the insults you all are leveling! These trespasses will be reported to the Farrow hambassador at my first opportunity!

[sanj]

Farrow allied cavalry? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o)

[Murch]

Hey everybody just got a sneak peak at the new Minion Battle Engine!
http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2010/5/the-pig-mobil.jpg (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0PDoTCW05dNBFwAEhKjzbkF/SIG=12cu3o32o/EXP=1301824534/**http%3a//www.mileanhour.com/files/2010/5/the-pig-mobil.jpg)

[foxtrinee]

A demonic offspring of a War Hog and a Warp Wolf:

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs36/i/2008/283/a/4/Daemon_Boar___Standing_by_DevaShard.jpg

[Murch]

Hey seriously that would make for a great second heavy, oh please, oh please. I also play Circle and think the Feral is our most versatile beast that happens to hit the hardest.

[Devilsquid]

Our new Warlock promises that his "Swing Flu 2.0" will be more successful...

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/426/426,1241278568,8/stock-photo-a-doctor-in-a-pig-mask-holds-a-large-cooking-thermometer-representing-the-mexican-swine-flu-pandemic-29524723.jpg

We just need to work on a better mode of transmittal than previously attempted:

http://new.kentuckysportsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/swine-flu.bmp

[Halfhoot]

This thread is full of win.

[Murch]

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For the boys overseas!

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Surveilance pictures taken from the Khadorian vehicle testing compound. Yuri You're gonna have to do better than that!
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"Oh come now, it's jus-a-li al pig, eeh, saz"

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There will be no questions of borders now you blasted Gators!

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[Loki_333]

There will be no questions of borders now you blasted Gators!

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=613074609614&id=7e11b5130de6dfb02144dc914cf769e9 (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0PDoTEzWqBNznwAYuyJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBwZDhwaDl uBHBvcwMxBHNlYwNzcgR2dGlkA0kxMzNfODM-/SIG=1k9g2iqko/EXP=1302383283/**http%3a//images.search.yahoo.com/images/view%3fback=http%253A%252F%252Fimages.search.yahoo .com%252Fsearch%252Fimages%253Fp%253Dwarhog%252Bsi gn%2526ei%253Dutf-8%2526y%253DSearch%2526fr%253Datt-portal%26w=1995%26h=1467%26imgurl=upload.wikimedia .org%252Fwikipedia%252Fcommons%252Fc%252Fcb%252FBe ware_of_warthog.jpg%26rurl=http%253A%252F%252Fcomm ons.wikimedia.org%252Fwiki%252FFile%253ABeware_of_ warthog.jpg%26size=1MB%26name=File%253ABeware%2bof %2bw...%26p=warhog%2bsign%26oid=e95d8e0a54fd9c7e56 9892dd1eb07c39%26fr2=%26spell_query=warthog%2bsign %26no=1%26tt=8450%26sigr=11sktqvvj%26sigi=121hd0ai h%26sigb=12q9bissu%26.crumb=MuVNHYkLDWR)

I don't think it was question of where the border is, more along the lines of, "You'll go perfectly with the toast and eggs."

[sanj]

An unusual amount of pig-themed trains...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Icu6SkZFBr4/SvGZvX6yLfI/AAAAAAAACVs/f5G0ufkDGlY/s400/pink+pig+train.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/68/196217223_cfb6a6707e.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/375504009_46710274ef.jpg

[sanj]

Please excuse the double post (image limit)


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For the boys overseas!

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[Murch]

Whoah, that gal gets around!

Q: I don't think it was question of where the border is, more along the lines of, "You'll go perfectly with the toast and eggs."

I'm appalled, we at this camp don't eat pork! That's caniballism, shoo, shoo, back to your mountains, gator loving, kahdorian! :)

[Devilsquid]

I can't help but think of my farrow talking in Jewish accents..."Oi, these gators! Such veschuckas!"


Farrow are not Kosher.

[Murch]

:)

Correct, they're not, to eat anyway. But they can convert!

[kibbles]

Being Jewish I'm insulted! (kidding, not about the being Jewish part, but the insulted)

Does that make Carver their Rabbi? Can we start calling him Rebbe Chaim Carver? I guess BMMD would stand for "Bringer of the Most Matza to Dinner"?

[Alienated One]

http://wisconsinhiv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/when_pigs_fly0-1.jpg[/QUOTE]

Never Happen...
Someone must have flipped a 5.

[dboeren]

Does that make Carver their Rabbi? Can we start calling him Rebbe Chaim Carver? I guess BMMD would stand for "Bringer of the Most Matza to Dinner"?

If he's their Rabbi, then I think we need to rename his sword to "Circumciser".

[kibbles]

If he's their Rabbi, then I think we need to rename his sword to "Circumciser".

+1

But that would make Carver a Mohel, not a Rabbi. Maybe I need to do a Carver conversion and give him a yarmulke. Or would he be more hasidic? Put him in all black with a hat? ;-)

[dboeren]

Not Jewish here, but I thought they were often the same person? From the wikipedia Mohel page:
"Many mohelim are doctors or rabbis (and some are both) "

Whatever... A hasidic farrow would be pretty awesome. Not sure if this should be Carver though, or if we should save it for their next warlock. He's not really wearing the right clothes for one thing. Arkadius could probably work if you paint his coat black and greenstuff the hat. Plus, since he's bald it's easy to add hair without having to remove any material from the existing sculpt.

Third option, take the Fiddler on the Roof route and give all the farrow little prayer shawls and Russian peasant outfits w/ hats.

[Mod_Faultie]

The conversation is progressing maturely, but let's veer back towards pig-comedy and away from discussion of religion, please.

[rydiafan]

The conversation is progressing maturely, but let's veer back towards pig-comedy and away from discussion of religion, please.

What if pigs are my religion? :confused:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IrHXMVhANv0/R1LAGqXm7dI/AAAAAAAACYI/kmpLXOZVRJg/s1600-R/PigGod.jpg

[Mod_Faultie]

What if pigs are my religion? :confused:Someone here's a Bacontologist, I see.

[BigK42]

I don't think I could play Farrow, I'd get boared.

[Beckman]

I don't think I could play Farrow, I'd get boared.

Bacon your pardon, but I don't think that's true...

[kibbles]

Bacon your pardon, but I don't think that's true...

Sure, go ahead and ham it up.

[dboeren]

Hey, stop hogging all the good puns.

[rydiafan]

I'm so disappointed in you people. Tusk...tusk...tusk...

[drachenfels]

these puns are golden...its a shame they aren't wanted... Pearls before swine....

[Swabilius]

I`m bored...so I am going to trot on over to the other forums to see what is going on.

Tyrant Swabs.

[Rotfell]

The new Warlocks for Blindwater and Thornefall are revealed:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V6kN4wM1vNk/S-KXVJ202iI/AAAAAAAABFQ/OSbqGNcz6QM/s400/kermit-Piggy1.jpg

It's gonna be a bloody battle!!!