What's in a name? (Rhulic 'Jacks)

[henbayward]

What can I say? Out of all the peoples of the Iron Kingdoms, Rhul just seems to have a knack for 'jack names. They see what the 'jack does, they name it appropriately. Is this because they have bad memories and would have trouble remembering what a Tempest does as opposed to a Sentinel?

"I need something blasted. What to use..."
"This place could use an avalanche or two!"
"You know what would be handy in this situation? A drill..."
"I really like guns."
"What's a Rockram?"

So, what other Rhulic 'jack names could we come up with? Let's go nuts here.

I'll start:

"The Beater-upper"

Go!

[CoachB]

"The Beater-upper"I'll name my next jack that.:D

The Crusher; The Big Hunk of F'n Metal; and a Jack of Renown called "The JACK", it's the capitals that sets it apart from other jacks.

[maxxev]

Pulveriser
Leveller
Crusher
Buster
Trampler
Boomer
Sniper
SpellSlinger
Extractor
Traveller
Carrier
Annihilator
Terminator... :)

[ErsatzGnomes]

isn't leveler a weapon for one of the characters?

[Heavygear]

Smasher
Masher
Thrasher
Trasher
Stomper
Trampler
Pounder
Hammerer
Whomper
Shooter
The Claw
The Grappler
Stampede
Pick Axe
Shovel
Miner
Master Blaster
Earthquake
Rock Crusher
Digger
Gold Digger
Iron Monger
Ore Hauler
Brawler
'jack Hammer
Wrecking Ball
Boomer
Mountaineer
Rock Crawler
Eroder
Corroder
Scrapper

[ErsatzGnomes]

Smasher
Masher
Thrasher
Trasher
Stomper
Trampler
Pounder
Hammerer
Whomper
Shooter
The Claw
The Grappler
Stampede
Pick Axe
Shovel
Miner
Master Blaster
Earthquake
Rock Crusher
Digger
Gold Digger
Iron Monger
Ore Hauler
Brawler
'jack Hammer
Wrecking Ball
Boomer
Mountaineer
Rock Crawler
Eroder
Corroder
Scrapper

"The Claw- ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[ColdYinTiger]

The Welder. Give it two flamethrowers.

[Mr.B]

I just want a light jack to nick-name Dig-dug.

[Mod_Faultie]

I just want a light jack to nick-name Dig-dug.
Give it a shovel and a bike-pump.

[princessprettyposies]

The dwarf tosser

[Mr.B]

Give it a shovel and a bike-pump.

Hell, why not. :D