I hate you, Lawgiver

[DaughterOfFrankenstein]

You with your shiny new Vigilant warjack. It's only one of the coolest models in the game and makes me want to bite off my own feet and spit them at you in sheer rage. I mean it, I want to chew up my toes and spit them like flak at your pretty little models that WON'T SUFFER BLAST DAMAGE BAWWW.

No seriously, Cinerators and the Vigilant warjack. I am extremely jealous and I hope all of you die in a fire.

...before you set everything on fire.

[DaCheeseMan]

uhhhhhh...lol?

[DaughterOfFrankenstein]

uhhhhhh...lol?

That's the general mood to take away from this, yes. I want the Vigilant desparately... I just don't want to join a bunch of fire-breathing catholics to get my hands on it.

[Lanz]

Based on the signature, I'm going to assume this is a flamingly-jealous(kekeke) non-menite who wants our 'jacks.

I used up my wrack already on the last heretic, anyone got a spare floating around?

[Invaderzahn]

I've got one you can borrow. *Hands Lanz a wrack*

[Lanz]

Thank you, my good Meni-... hey, you have a CYGNAR flag in your profile *wracks Invaderzahn*

Does anyone else have a wrack?

[mobiusdeep]

That's the general mood to take away from this, yes. I want the Vigilant desparately... I just don't want to join a bunch of fire-breathing catholics to get my hands on it.

You're the first person I thought of when I saw the preview on that 'jack.

"Durgen's feat turn? Ok, whatever. Roll your dice, I'm going to smoke."


The gears started turning over and over considering all of the uses I can get out of this thing. Cheap jack annoyance, solo protector, unit protector, caster protector, point challenger, etc.

With the Covenant in play, I might as well not take damage at all :D

[Voice_of_Menoth]

Yep, here you go. *Gives a wrack to Lanz*

[Lanz]

Thank you actual-menite. *wracks DaughterOfFrankenstein.*

My work here is done. *flies away*

[Moonblade]

That's the general mood to take away from this, yes. I want the Vigilant desparately... I just don't want to join a bunch of fire-breathing catholics to get my hands on it.

Then join the heretics-slaying or bomb-lobbing team instead.

Don't worry, with or against us, we'll greet you warmly. One way or another.

[High Templar]

Then join the heretics-slaying or bomb-lobbing team instead.

Don't worry, with or against us, we'll greet you warmly. One way or another.Now that, i fully agree:D

[Marius]

Lanz, you have no faction symbol in your profile. You "might" be an imposter! Better to be safe than sorry.

*wracks Lanz*

[The Iron Nerd]

I'm new to the faith, so I still have a whole truckload of wracks, if anyone needs to borrow one. Better hurry though, there are many a heathen, and they are going quickly!

[DaughterOfFrankenstein]

Lanz, you have no faction symbol in your profile. You "might" be an imposter! Better to be safe than sorry.

*wracks Lanz*

This man has a point. Fire-breathing catholics are generally proud of their fiery heritage.

[Bastion5]

@DaughterOfFrankenstein: there is a Wrack in my closet with your name on it :p

[Marius]

This man has a point. Fire-breathing catholics are generally proud of their fiery heritage.

Not only that, but we have no issue with being wracked ourselves, sometimes even volunteering. So, wrack first, then ask questions later.

*wracks DaughterofFrankenstein again to be sure*

[baronvonchaos]

Who has time for wracks...

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night.
Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

[Lanz]

*contributes to Menoth's glory as a Wrack. Provides 1 focus point.*

[brotherscott]

I started off with Protectorate, but have no problem with sell-swords.

I have never thought of the Protectorate as fire-bombing Catholics. Baptists? Maybe. Fundamental desert-dwelling Extremists? Getting warmer....

Not trying to be racist or get into/ start a religious debate/ conversation over various religions... I do gladly play the faction...

After our Resurgence event this weekend I will change my badge back to the appropriate Menofix.

[Lanz]

Fundamental desert-dwelling Extremists?

That sounds more accurate, really. Protectorate always reminded me of the third crusade mostly. More middle-eastern, less europian.

[Ganmeyde]

That's the general mood to take away from this, yes. I want the Vigilant desparately... I just don't want to join a bunch of fire-breathing catholics to get my hands on it. Protectorate of Menoth is more a blend of Israel, Palestine, and the insurgents in Iraq/Afghanistan than a pseudo-Catholicism.

[UltimaOmega777]

Protectorate of Menoth is more a blend of Israel, Palestine, and the insurgents in Iraq/Afghanistan than a pseudo-Catholicism.

I dunno... Fire and Brimstone, Exemplar Knights and Crucif-I mean Wracking, A warjack that runs on the power of FAITH! (Which I find awesome in so many damn levels) And Severius' Cool Bishop-ish hats, I would just say they are Fanatics, awesome, epic, often violent fanatics that can PROVE their God....cough cough cough

[gdaybloke]

I don't suggest continuing comparisons of Menites with existing religious groups lads. That sort of thing very easilly offends sensibilities and results in thread locks.

Personally, I view Menites as more sensible, less heretical, more zealous, less likely-to-be-set-on-fire Morrowans.

[Devilsquid]

Who am I fighting for today? *checks his contract* Ah, 'ahem': "Go Protectorate!"


@DaughterOfFrankenstein: there is a Wrack in my closet with your name on it :p

Kinky....

[Invaderzahn]

Thank you, my good Meni-... hey, you have a CYGNAR flag in your profile *wracks Invaderzahn*

Uh, uh... I'm a vassal, yeah thats it. Here let me use enliven on something *enlivens a crusader* see.

[FearLord]

Can I come down off my Wrack now? I was wracked like a month ago, for coming up with the name "Menofixer" for the Protectorate Mechanic, but nobody came back to let me down...

I can't think of any more puntastic names for your other stuff, so can I go home now? :confused:

[Lanz]

*wracks FearLord's wrack while he is still on it, despite being on a wrack too.*

[FearLord]

*wracks FearLord's wrack while he is still on it, despite being on a wrack too.*

Dude... At least bring me some water :p

[Balewin]

And then Khador showed up!

[Marius]

I started off with Protectorate, but have no problem with sell-swords.

I have never thought of the Protectorate as fire-bombing Catholics. Baptists? Maybe. Fundamental desert-dwelling Extremists? Getting warmer....

Not trying to be racist or get into/ start a religious debate/ conversation over various religions... I do gladly play the faction...

After our Resurgence event this weekend I will change my badge back to the appropriate Menofix.

Welcome back then :).

*wracks botherscott*

Wouldn't want you to feel left out.

[Decade]

I smell lots of tasty suffering. Have you guys been wracking everyone and their brother/sister/mom/dad again. Those things look so fun and relaxing, but nobody ever tries one on me. Even that nice man who carries them with him won't. I guess its my fault for being undead.

I guess I'll have to settle for being set on fire. [sigh]

[Yertle4]

Vigilant is pretty good.

[n00buaddib]

Vigilant is pretty good.

You should probably get wracked for being OT...

[FearLord]

You should probably wracked for being OT...

Nobody ever told you guys that catch more flies with honey, right?

Just a guess... (I'm already on 2 wracks, I'm not sure what else you can do to me at this point). Can't we just talk it out?

[mobiusdeep]

This thread is getting progressively lamer every day. You should all be ashamed.

[Bastion5]

This thread is getting progressively lamer every day. You should all be ashamed.

*Wracks mobiusdeep for not having a sense of humor*

[Karam]

*Wracks mobiusdeep for not having a sense of humor*

I thought having a sense of humor was a wrackable offense


...?

[TrintLord]

*Wracks Karam for questioning Menoth's will in the Wracking of mobiusdeep*

[Blackraine]

You with your shiny new Vigilant warjack. It's only one of the coolest models in the game and makes me want to bite off my own feet and spit them at you in sheer rage. I mean it, I want to chew up my toes and spit them like flak at your pretty little models that WON'T SUFFER BLAST DAMAGE BAWWW.

No seriously, Cinerators and the Vigilant warjack. I am extremely jealous and I hope all of you die in a fire.

...before you set everything on fire.

Well, I just realized I can use the Vigilant to light an entire friendly unit on fire with a Vanquisher without worrying about the blast damage... the High Reclaimer is gonna love it.

[Lord Xalys]

Well, I just realized I can use the Vigilant to light an entire friendly unit on fire with a Vanquisher without worrying about the blast damage... the High Reclaimer is gonna love it.

If the High Reclaimer could talk, he would say something like this:

"Come, my children. Sit by this 'jack and let the fire warm you."

Luckily he doesn't talk. :)

LX