It is well documented that the Avatar of Menoth carries the fabled Butter Knife of the Creator. Tales tell of a blade forged in the heart of Urcean. One crafted expertly so that the Lawbringer would have a reliable tool for the preparation of his breakfast. With a desire to equip his faithful with weapons worthy of the great cause of spreading the faith in the Creator of Man, his worship sent his mighty Butter Knife into the world that the Avatar might wield it with skill and strength.
Some more critical priests contend that the Lawbringer merely dropped his silverware after a long night fighting and drinking and was only able to grab the Fork of the Creator before some opportunistic choir boys snatched the Butter Knife for future use. These priests suggest that Menoth only gave the designs for the Avatar to the Harbinger in order to hide this embarrassing gaff. They are currently being tried for heresy and are likely to be burned at sunrise tomorrow.
The Paladins of the Order of the Wall, inspired by the power of this utensil, thereby modeled their swords after the Creator's that all might know where their allegiance lays. May the butter of the truth of the True Law be spread across the faces of the infidels!
Alright, now that is out of the way, could someone offer some tips for either accepting the short and stubby aspects of the Paladins of the Walls' and the Avatar's butter knives or some help with a link to a "how-to-fix-it" page? Thank you fellow Menites.