I don't think I've ever seen something like this before, so I thought I would bring a bit of jolly to the forums. I basically want people to think of new abilities (and possibly certain characters who would posses them) that would be hilarious. For example:
Kara Sloan 2: Unlimited Range. Kara Sloan may target any model when making ranged attacks, even models on different tables in different games.
Vayl 3: Arcane Theft. Take one of your opponent's warcaster or warlock's spell card. Vayl gains the spells stolen and the feat. She may use each feat she has once per game. Keep the spell card for future games.
Just a few I came up with quickly.