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  1. 04-19-2012, 04:36 AM #1
    Ghostwolf67
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    Default A Retribution Haiku

    Pushing Rahn into his slot base and his leg just broke off… so I wrote this Haiku. Then I couldn’t stop. Its in the old 5,7,5 how i was incorrectly taught in school. Enjoy

    Rahn, master mage
    Gravity and force he bends
    Broke his leg off…



    Vyros Dawnguard Leader
    Sentinels and Invictors.
    Oh Destors as well.


    Garryth, quiet kill
    No conscience, black hearted
    Nayl still creeps me out.


    Kaelyssa… uh.. um?
    Was that three or four people?
    Ok now I’m bored, night.
    The page 5 laws are perfect.
    The page 5 laws will lead to one inevitable conclusion.
    Internet whiners.
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  2. 04-19-2012, 11:22 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghostwolf67 View Post
    Its in the old 5,7,5 how i was incorrectly taught in school.
    Elaborate?
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  3. 04-19-2012, 02:22 PM #3
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    Wink

    Aspis, big sphere hands
    Catching shot and shell for you
    Please cut cake for me

    Discordia dear;
    All fall dead at my voice, but
    I am singing *tear*

    Snipe-feat-go away
    Menoth's ugly choir, buff this!
    Snipe-feat-go away

    Autumnal sunshine
    Hits my face, makes me angry
    So I hunt 'casters
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  4. 04-21-2012, 12:01 AM #4
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    Silence is golden
    Banshee wailing breaks quiet
    No spells ~ goldener
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    Discordia dear;
    All fall dead at my voice, but
    I am singing *tear*

    this had me smirk.

    *Imagines Banshee in valkyrie outfit on stage, the audience lie dead on the floor, banshee with tears.*
    The drama of it, the resentment, the sadness!


    If discordia sings a beautiful song, but none is alive to hear it, then did she ever sing it?!
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  6. 04-21-2012, 03:04 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by calcifar View Post
    this had me smirk.

    *imagines banshee in valkyrie outfit on stage, the audience lie dead on the floor, banshee with tears.*
    the drama of it, the resentment, the sadness!


    If discordia sings a beautiful song, but none is alive to hear it, then did she ever sing it?!
    EXACTLY!
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  7. 04-21-2012, 09:23 PM #7
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    This thread + Rogue Sun = Mind: blown.
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  8. 04-22-2012, 12:09 PM #8
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    Mage Hunter Strike Force
    Shoots my Deathstar. Fork your shirt,
    Arcane Assassin.

    Telekinesis,
    Force Hammer into a wall.
    Rahn wins forever.
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  9. 05-22-2012, 05:11 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Sun View Post
    This thread + Rogue Sun = Mind: blown.
    Ha! but wait, there's moar!

    +++

    "Discordia, oh?"
    Rahn says "she is not my 'jack"
    He takes the Phoenix

    inspired by Mastershake's short story.

    Giant Cricket chirps;
    'So I fit in the shadow
    of smaller Banshee?'

    AFG cries out;
    'I have momentum shot too!'
    now I am wailing.

    Weapon master? check.
    And decapitation? check.
    4" reach? checkmate.
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