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    Destroyer of Worlds Alviaran's Avatar
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    Dice. Because I know I'm gonna' be the GM.

    Really, Takkaryx. Such a cool looking sword. So what if it drains a little life from me.

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    Hmm, probably Truth and Consequence, assuming i get the flamethrowers attached too.
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    In the last game I ran, one of my players dual-wielded poisoned Cryxian Dirks and, let me tell you, those things will out-murder Lola when the Butcher's in full swing...

    Failing that, Hellebore.

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    Rapture.

    If I have Rapture, that means I'm Everblight's chosen Messiah.

    There is no way this is not a good thing.

    Except, you know, being a body-warped servant of an eldritch abomination.

    You win some, you lose some, I guess.

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    Probably Jarl's Rune Pistols. OR maybe a Vanar Liberator.

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    What, no mention yet of Skarre's Great Rack?

    ...

    Why yes, it turns out the Immaturity dial does go up to eleven.

    =P

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    A regular old caspian battle blade. That or Baldur's sword Tritus. That think looks awesome.

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    Kovaas' Wasting Touch!

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    Well, too many options. Limiting to non-unique weapons:

    Melee - Caspian Battle Blade - It's iconic to me. It may never have been a good choice for my rooftop skulk in the IKRPG, but he had one anyway.

    Ranged - Vanar Liberator - For when you need something dead as soon as it becomes visible.

    And if I start messing with the unique weapons?

    The Witchfire, again, iconic, and scary as all hell.
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    I would headbutt my way to victory.


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    Top 3 as follows

    Egaspys Glaive Aka Daeamortus, can't believe no one has taken that yet
    H.O.G
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvester View Post
    H.O.G
    Oh man ... I can't believe I've never noticed this incredible pun. O.o
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    Hehe it's fantastic


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    Requiem for me. Who wouldn't want a weapon forged in the blood of the dead.


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    Someone take the Witchfire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvester View Post
    H.O.G.
    My... My mind has been blown... :|

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    Can't remember what it is called, but the Warwitch Siren's weapon ... shadowbind is just too good.

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    I will take Stryker's Magnum and the sword that Magnus forged for Vinter's son. Utterly practical plain yet strong, magical, and effective.

    That or if I could pull it off a military rifle made with the long gun's ammo wheel. Six shot military rifle with a bayonet? Yes please?
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    Dual-wieldig Fellblades and/or Steamfists!

    Aaaaand Strakhov's gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psichotykwyrm View Post
    Surely you mean bow???? (And yes, I am having a very immature giggle with myself about it...)
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    I don't think that would whisper... it would probably howl like the tormented souls of a thousand ex-boyfriends.
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    What, no mention yet of Skarre's Great Rack?

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    Why yes, it turns out the Immaturity dial does go up to eleven.
    Glad I could help.

    Too bad I can't even blame it on auto-correct. My mind must have been elsewhere.

    Edit: Woot and I've learned new slang, I'm so sheltered...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cannotcope View Post
    I like Whisper (eLylyth's box), even though it lacks special rules, it has a cool name and look.
    Tee hee...
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    Ragmans walking stick is completely insanely powerful, and stylish, that is the weapon for me.
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    Absolutely Arlan's gauntlet. Big punchin' fist that shoots lightning. The only exception would be that I want two of them instead of one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Sessadore View Post
    Oh man ... I can't believe I've never noticed this incredible pun. O.o
    Care to enlighten me what H.O.G refers to?

    Other than that, I like Silence (That's why I own a lot of duct tape. What do you mean, creepy?).

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    Arkadius' Needle gun.

    Stab --> mind control ->>> I require a popsicle every 15 minutes or your fate is sealed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skylifter View Post
    Care to enlighten me what H.O.G refers to?

    Other than that, I like Silence (That's why I own a lot of duct tape. What do you mean, creepy?).
    Carver's weapon is hand of god, he is a farrow, AKA a pig, his weapon initials are H.O.G. it is pretty amazing, someone was in absolute love when they designed carver, his entire self is amazing. I never noticed this one either, they really went in deep with him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip View Post
    My... My mind has been blown... :|
    And with that my day is complete :-)


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    A Stromglaive. That's the weapon that got me into the game in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mayhem View Post
    Tee hee...
    I think Great Rack wins the award for smuttiest innuendo in the thread (not to mention Truth In Advertising).
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    The rifle from the Revenant Riflemen. I don't immediately remember their special rules, but it's Cryxian and I'm (adopted) Cryxian, so....
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    Undertaker. The sword that makes even Trollkin weep in terror.
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    If i play a druid, i will be taking an overseer's Voulge.

    Or house shyeel mittens!

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    Quote Originally Posted by absent View Post
    Carver's weapon is hand of god, he is a farrow, AKA a pig, his weapon initials are H.O.G. it is pretty amazing, someone was in absolute love when they designed carver, his entire self is amazing. I never noticed this one either, they really went in deep with him.
    Oh, yeah, that is definitely cool. I do love me some puns like that. Thanks for sharing!

    Quote Originally Posted by HeadHunter View Post
    I think Great Rack wins the award for smuttiest innuendo in the thread (not to mention Truth In Advertising).
    That is definitely just an awesome pun. I own the Prime MkII book in German however, and it doesn't translate very well, so I only realized she has a Great Rack (capitalisation intended ) when I read this thread.

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    Lord Commander Stryker's sword, Quicksilver MK2.

    Huge, glowing, electric and with a good reach. Alas, his ability to chop through warjacks is more due to his armour than his sword.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cannotcope View Post
    Glad I could help.

    Too bad I can't even blame it on auto-correct. My mind must have been elsewhere.

    Edit: Woot and I've learned new slang, I'm so sheltered...
    It's OK, I didn't know that slang until this thread either.

    For me, I'd say a sentinel's Greatsword. Doesn't do anything fancy, it's just a huge, cool looking sword.
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    Siege's Havoc or Baldur's Tritus! Big smashy bits!

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    "Silence", I tend to play the sneaky one.
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    Dusk and Dawn for me (Kromac's Axes) I like to get up in the carnage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Uncle Doug View Post
    I would headbutt my way to victory.
    With your Great Rack? ;D

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    Deliverer Rockets.

    And Bane Thrall Armor.

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