Inspired by the Chain Attack podcast's "Top Five" bit:
TOP FIVE FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF TROLLBLOODS PLAYERS
5. "Statistically, I should pass at least two of these Tough rolls."
4. "Statistically, at least one of these attacks should crit."
3. "Gunnbjorn pops Feat."
2. "eGrissel pops Feat."
1. "F***ing middle flag again???"
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06-10-2012, 01:08 AM #1Conqueror
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Top Five Famous Last Words of Trollbloods Players
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06-10-2012, 03:29 AM #2Conqueror
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"Now provided Mulg doesn't roll 4 or worse for damage on all 7 of his attacks..."
Me losing the first place match of a local tournament
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06-10-2012, 05:23 AM #3Conqueror
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Your signature banner rules
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06-10-2012, 05:27 AM #4Conqueror
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"i dont think i need to boost to hit"
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06-10-2012, 06:46 AM #5Conqueror
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"I'll be alright taking this free strike, there's no way it'll take out his Spirit..."
No more credible a source than any other grown man who plays with toy monsters.
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06-10-2012, 07:12 AM #6Annihilator
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Hey, I said this before and I still won that game, I'll have you know!
Originally Posted by R.J.
We are all legends. Our only choice is how to end the tale...
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06-10-2012, 08:56 AM #7Conqueror
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+1000 Usually with Borka charging a caster... Originally Posted by Funkylovebear
Also: "No way you can get angle on Callandra..."Trollblood since 09/2011
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06-10-2012, 09:02 AM #8Destroyer of Worlds
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"Wait... is my Feat 'models' or 'models/units'...?"
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06-10-2012, 09:48 AM #9Destroyer of Worlds
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"Can I just die already please?"
...
"thank you"
nom nom nom
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06-10-2012, 10:07 AM #10Destroyer of Worlds
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"That looks like 13" right?"
"If I just get this ONE guy out of the way, my Earthborn can charge..."
"I hit and you are slammed d6 and....1 inch....dammit"
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06-10-2012, 10:47 AM #11Conqueror
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"So I need anything but snake eyes to hit......... son of a *****....."
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06-10-2012, 11:18 AM #12Annihilator
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Ok.. so I need to roll average to fix this..
Originally Posted by Impostor
Originally Posted by sourclams
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06-10-2012, 11:40 AM #13Destroyer of Worlds
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So long as he doesn't roll a 6 for chain lightning or ashes to ashes...yet again
http://lostkriel.blogspot.com/
A New Trollbloods Blog (updating again since March 2010)
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06-10-2012, 12:22 PM #14Annihilator
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What? You rolled 6 on Gallows ... again??? Originally Posted by bakaryu
Yes, now my def against Telekinesis is 12 ...
But there is always:
Well under Star-Crossed your 4,1,1 is sadly a miss. I'm dodging away!
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06-10-2012, 12:22 PM #15Destroyer of Worlds
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"OK so what does that thing do again?"
"Alright man, do your worst..."
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06-10-2012, 03:55 PM #16Annihilator
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"Stumbling Drunk will save me, since you don't have reach!"
Apparently, Borka like to give drunken hugs...Indy's DevArt page! Shiny models, ahoy! <-- Updated September 01, 2012 (Now with 37% more shiny RETRIBUTION!)
Originally Posted by PPS_Dougseacat
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06-10-2012, 06:04 PM #17Destroyer of Worlds
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THAT. Every time. Also... Originally Posted by Indy
"Does that unit have Acrobatics?"
"Wait, how is it immune to knockdown?"Page 5, Warmachine Mk 1. Prime, 2003So play like you've got a pair, or put down the metal and go find something made of plastic.
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06-10-2012, 06:20 PM #18Destroyer of Worlds
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"Grissel Feats and charges the Deathjack."
Originally Posted by Professor Lust
Mountain King Tactica! - Old League Logs on the PP Forums and Trollblood Scrum
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06-10-2012, 06:26 PM #19Conqueror
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We love tough. We love tough. We love...........aawwwwww
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06-10-2012, 06:54 PM #20Destroyer of Worlds
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"Everything in my army is DEF 12 except my caster. Oh wait you have TB up..."
"I missed with Calamity again"
"I might not want my 2nd caster next to EMadrak. Ever."
"Oh I am playing against Cryx. Oh its Denny. Fml."Current Faction(s): Trollbloods/Minions/Mercs/Legion/Retribution:
Restripped, now with more
! 277/350 points completed. Last: Scattergunners (With UA) Next: EGrim
Restripped, and all green! 30/60 points completed. Last: Boomhowlers Next: Bone Grinders
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06-10-2012, 07:14 PM #21Destroyer of Worlds
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Cryx huh? I think I have Thrullg in one of my lists...
Shred the Gnar(ls)!
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06-10-2012, 07:59 PM #22Destroyer of Worlds
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Really with any faction -
"Hmmmf, no way you roll an 11 to hit.....dammit! No way you roll much with dice minus 8.........shhhhhhhheeeeeeeet! Ok, ok.....No way you roll another 11 to hit....................SON of a Motherless Goat!!!!!!!!
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06-11-2012, 12:30 AM #23Destroyer of Worlds
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"This will work as long as I slam it more than 1..."
Those smote by Mulg the Ancient: Stryker1, Stryker2, Constance Blaize, Nemo2, Kreoss1, Amon, Karchev, Venethrax, Vyros1, Magnus1, Kruger1, Kruger2, Grayle, Morghoul1, Mordikar, Rhyas, Thagrosh1, Lylth1, Vayl2, Arkadius, Rask
Warmachine/Hordes Battle Reports
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06-11-2012, 03:22 AM #24Destroyer of Worlds
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The Mountain King should be fine, I put the Bump animus on him.
The Mountain is going to rip ship next turn, I put the freezer animus on him.
Alright, I need a 9 on three dice to Lock the Target...Last edited by Celedor; 06-11-2012 at 03:25 AM.
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06-11-2012, 10:04 AM #25Conqueror
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"I haven't made a Tough roll all game, so I'm due."
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06-11-2012, 11:48 AM #26Destroyer of Worlds
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"With an aim and a boost my impaler should be able to crit slam that model through your caster and knock them down so my bomber can finish them off."
Most recent post on my blog is Steamroller 2013 Primer Part 3 - Close Quarters scenario review and thoughts and I tweet game stuff @somnicidal
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06-11-2012, 12:06 PM #27Conqueror
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That won me my last game actually! Originally Posted by R.J.
For me it is "Well, yeah I take the Free Strike, but he has Tough and can't be knocked down...."
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06-11-2012, 01:06 PM #28Annihilator
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Did I forget to use my feat... again?
Pyre Troll: ...effortless annoyance with continuous fire
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06-11-2012, 01:33 PM #29Conqueror
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"I haven't lost yet! I still have Toughness!"
Trolls of Kriels! Do you want to live forever?
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06-11-2012, 02:01 PM #30Destroyer of Worlds
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All right, got my Earthborn to Behemoth. What's the POW on his weapon again?
Warmachine Documentary (I am the most attractive opponent): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-M1tIsr7q8
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06-11-2012, 03:35 PM #31Conqueror
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Dark Banishment lets you move me HOW FAR?
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06-12-2012, 06:40 AM #32Destroyer of Worlds
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"I'll be ok. There's no way they'll get Critical Knockdown AND Stranglehold on Mulg for a THIRD round in a row."
And, for both my wife and myself, "I need a 5 on three dice."
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06-12-2012, 07:19 AM #33Destroyer of Worlds
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Top 5:
1) "pMorghoul's feat does WHAT?"
2) "What do you mean I can't move around them with protective fit??"
3) "Gunnbjorn charges"
4) "Anything but double ones!"
5) "Who's up for Del Taco?"
Rasheth 2012: Chains we can believe in!
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06-12-2012, 07:24 AM #34Conqueror
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under callandra's feat:
"Snake eyes. Rerolling ones. Snake eyes."
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06-12-2012, 08:06 AM #35Destroyer of Worlds
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1) I've won the game provided Borka doesn't stagger in that direction 3 inches
2) I'm perfectly safe so I don't need to keep a fury for transfers
3) I just need to roll a seven on 3 dice
4) Surely one of my Kriel warriors will make a tough roll
5) I'm perfectly safe behind this huge Obstacle (when playing agaisnt Mage Hunters)- Available to do demos and intro games in the North East of Scotland
- Granite City Gamers meet every Monday in the Holburn Bar from 6pm
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06-12-2012, 08:13 AM #36Annihilator
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as long as i pass this str check with my mauler i win.
If your opponent has you outgunned, outnumbered, outflanked, and outmatched, that's the time to do something stupid
"and then some one is going to whip out a trident , and the office will get interesting"Get to ze rigid airship!!
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06-12-2012, 01:24 PM #37Destroyer of Worlds
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Fury 5 means I'll kill you.
Warmachine Documentary (I am the most attractive opponent): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-M1tIsr7q8
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