Again, "Sum up the faction...in Haiku!"

[brilder]

I had a few floating around in my head and I wanted to share. Also, maybe there's some creative potential left for this topic - post em if you got em

Here's the original thread
http://privateerpressforums.com/show...876#post505876

Rhul
Tiny men, tiny armor
With their big hammers, so cute!
Whats "critical smite"?

Legion
You see with eyeballs?
Well thats why you keep losing
Plus, our fire is green

Retribution
Our gods are dying
So we must kill all wizards
what? makes perfect sense

[Quizboy]

khador's subtlety
whole winter guard company
under vlad's shoulders

six elven beauties
everblight's not interested
makes the perfect man!

skarre's great rack is horns?
then 3-caine should have 'firm butt'
it's his pistols, perv!

gators eat your bones
bad barnabas fears nothing
except ARM nineteen

protectorate tricks
everything looks like the pope
can't find the 'caster

gums and tiny legs
if bragg was dad, it follows
mom was a shredder

[sourclams]

Near-constant whining
Their infantry is awful!
And then the Stormwall

[J. Beatnik]

Baldur of the Stones
Wood and Stone rise up from Dust
Smashing all the things

Mohsar of the Sands
The Curse and Salt they greet thee
The worm is with us

[Syas]

Medium Bases
One in three chance not to die
Have you seen Epic Grim?

Menoth loves support
Avatar has Enliven
I hate that damn book

[quindraco]

Despite our success
We all share but one desire
Ursine lumberjacks

[msele]

For Trolls

Haiku are so dumb
if you must have one okay
Now get me a beer

[Hug a Gorax]

Men building oil wells
Are scattered like gale-blown leaves.
Where did that wolf go?

[Kamahin]

Big, blue, and burly,
Axe, spear, or sword in one hand,
Ale in the other.

[Blackraine]

For Circle:

Flash of teeth and claws
Howling madness at the moon
Who's the puppy now?

[Hug a Gorax]

Dewdrops on croc-skin.
Oops, beasts all on max fury...
...warlock gets eaten.


(unfortunate denouement of last game in haiku )

[moorg]

Heathens on the pyre
Unforgiven for their sins
Our work is not done

[fire4effekt]

Smell the Ozone
Hair standing tall on my neck
Fear Electro Leap

[PG_dbsmash]

Theroy Machine is silly and you're silly for believing it.

What is 'Theroy' machine? :P

[Decade]

Faced with a problem
With no other solution
Just apply more banes.

Legs like a spider
True perfection in cold steel
Lady of helljacks

A touch of acid
The hunter of the mighty
Dragons fear my tread

[John Q.]

pCaine pops his feat,
Where the hell did your McThralls
Go, They were just there

[Dacian]

Sneaky blighted elves
im in your base killing doodz
Legion wins again

[Kurgash]

Clubs of Strength and Gold
Shatters steel and crushes bone
The Fist of Halaak

[HeadHunter]

What is 'Theroy' machine? :P

TheeeeeeeROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS! WOOO!

[genix]

Some historical context:

Under Vinter now.
Our people are unified;
soon he will betray

Betrayal has come!
Makeda burns with vengeance;
She shall lead the skorne

And for the lulz:

Faster than your gun
Our living bullet cometh.
Molik in your face!

[Drzombieface]

You thought Cryx was fast?
We have Mobility now.
Hah hah hah, hah hah.

[Sygerrik]

Oh look, you just got
Molik Karn to your facebone
From across the board.

Rhupert plus the book
Plus errants plus UA plus
Senny: What? It's fair!

Lord Carver: the bomb
If only he were part of
A real live faction.

Doc Arkadius
Can arc node Crippling Grasp.
So awesome. Wait, what?

Dominar Rasheth
Does not need any weapons
Or defensive stats

"My army is weak"
He whines, pulling out Stormwall
And epic Haley.

[Earthcrosser599]

Pain makes us beefy
Elephants, cyclops, oh my!
Stab me in the spleen.

[Hug a Gorax]

Grocery shopping:
Pass my favourite geek shop.
Can you eat pewter?

[Ender101]

Warmachine:
The Clash of Steam Fed Titans
Urged by Wills of Iron
Fields of wreckage pave the path to victory

Cygnar:
Beset on all sides,
No strangers to defeat,
Rise up on wings of thunder

Khador:
The Glory of Empire Restored
The Cold Gaze of Winter
The earth Trembles Beneath the tread of Iron Men

Cryx:
As the Dragon Father Wills
The Breath of Darkness Descends
The Cries of Mourning are Symphony

Skorne:
In pain there is perfection
The path to Enlightenment
The Weak Lay Dying in the Sands

Not quite Haiku:
Whatever happens
We have got
Sebastian Nemo
They have not

[Moriarty]

Orboros can't win
Orboros must never fall
Or the world will end.

[PG_Asa]

For Brilder for restarting this

Every time I play
Against Brilder's Legion mans
I lose the damn game

[ringkichard]

Heh, maybe I'm just tired from work and the heat wave has softened my brain, but these are really great!

[Kej]

Hey, I have disrupt.
Tons of warbeasts bearing down.
Face meet cheese grater.

[brilder]

skarre's great rack is horns?
then 3-caine should have 'firm butt'
it's his pistols, perv!

aha

ahahah

[Tossy]

Vlad sick of walking
so finally the horse lord prince
finds himself a horse

[Septimus]

Zerkova's feat turn.
No, you can't do that. Or that.
Or any of those.

[Vranz]

So, the Harbinger
Just camped all ten focus?
Meet my Forsaken.

[DrFish]

Oh, The Mountain King
The trolls had such high hopes. Dashed...
Wait! MAT 5 misses!

[RocketSurgeon]

Humans make haikus
The Farrow must have them too
Done...Esquire...The Third.

[Blackraine]

What is 'Theroy' machine? :P

Theeeeerooooooyyyyy ahhJENKINS!

[McNs]

Skorne? I must protest:
That faction is fictitious.
You play Molik Karn.

I roll'd five three times.
As the kids say: "U mad bro?"
Son, you just got Troll'd.

Sent from Searforge base:
"Help me General Ossrum,
you're my only hope."