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    Default Again, "Sum up the faction...in Haiku!"

    I had a few floating around in my head and I wanted to share. Also, maybe there's some creative potential left for this topic - post em if you got em

    Here's the original thread
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    Rhul
    Tiny men, tiny armor
    With their big hammers, so cute!
    Whats "critical smite"?

    Legion
    You see with eyeballs?
    Well thats why you keep losing
    Plus, our fire is green

    Retribution
    Our gods are dying
    So we must kill all wizards
    what? makes perfect sense
    Last edited by brilder; 07-06-2012 at 08:18 AM.

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    khador's subtlety
    whole winter guard company
    under vlad's shoulders

    six elven beauties
    everblight's not interested
    makes the perfect man!

    skarre's great rack is horns?
    then 3-caine should have 'firm butt'
    it's his pistols, perv!

    gators eat your bones
    bad barnabas fears nothing
    except ARM nineteen

    protectorate tricks
    everything looks like the pope
    can't find the 'caster

    gums and tiny legs
    if bragg was dad, it follows
    mom was a shredder
    Last edited by Quizboy; 07-06-2012 at 09:37 AM.

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    Near-constant whining
    Their infantry is awful!
    And then the Stormwall

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    Baldur of the Stones
    Wood and Stone rise up from Dust
    Smashing all the things

    Mohsar of the Sands
    The Curse and Salt they greet thee
    The worm is with us

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    Medium Bases
    One in three chance not to die
    Have you seen Epic Grim?

    Menoth loves support
    Avatar has Enliven
    I hate that damn book
    Last edited by Syas; 07-06-2012 at 10:03 AM.

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    Despite our success
    We all share but one desire
    Ursine lumberjacks

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    For Trolls

    Haiku are so dumb
    if you must have one okay
    Now get me a beer
    Last edited by msele; 07-06-2012 at 10:13 AM.

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    Men building oil wells
    Are scattered like gale-blown leaves.
    Where did that wolf go?

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    Big, blue, and burly,
    Axe, spear, or sword in one hand,
    Ale in the other.
    Quote Originally Posted by Celedor View Post
    Caress your models. Know them. Intimitely. Every curve, detail, and contour. Love your models. And they will love you.

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    For Circle:

    Flash of teeth and claws
    Howling madness at the moon
    Who's the puppy now?
    It's not a question of win or lose, it's a question of whether or not you want to have friends afterwards.

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    Dewdrops on croc-skin.
    Oops, beasts all on max fury...
    ...warlock gets eaten.


    (unfortunate denouement of last game in haiku )

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    Heathens on the pyre
    Unforgiven for their sins
    Our work is not done
    har·bin·ger
    1. A person who goes ahead and makes known the approach of another; herald.
    2. Anything that foreshadows a future event.
    3. To act as harbinger to; herald the coming of.

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    Smell the Ozone
    Hair standing tall on my neck
    Fear Electro Leap
    You don't kill models in eStryker's army, you simply open up charge lanes.
    Til the day we die
    Theroy Machine is silly and you're silly for believing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire4effekt View Post
    Theroy Machine is silly and you're silly for believing it.
    What is 'Theroy' machine? :P
    Read all about it at Sustained Attack!

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    Faced with a problem
    With no other solution
    Just apply more banes.

    Legs like a spider
    True perfection in cold steel
    Lady of helljacks

    A touch of acid
    The hunter of the mighty
    Dragons fear my tread
    The cycle we go through with every release:
    1st stage - reveal - Wow! Look at the new toys.
    2nd stage - spoilers - Booo! They're not as awesome as I imagined!
    3rd stage - actual play - Okay, this thing's (usually) not awful.

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    pCaine pops his feat,
    Where the hell did your McThralls
    Go, They were just there

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    Sneaky blighted elves
    im in your base killing doodz
    Legion wins again
    Ignore me, I'm useless
    My NetFu is only exceeded by my PhoneFu
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    We know that you know. But do you know that we know that you know? And if you do know that we know that you know, then what else do we know? And what don't you?

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    Clubs of Strength and Gold
    Shatters steel and crushes bone
    The Fist of Halaak
    Xerxis does not go "Epic". Epic goes "Xerxis".

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbsmash View Post
    What is 'Theroy' machine? :P
    TheeeeeeeROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS! WOOO!
    Quote Originally Posted by MediumYellow View Post
    Since when are we afraid of warmachine being about giant robots?

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    Some historical context:

    Under Vinter now.
    Our people are unified;
    soon he will betray

    Betrayal has come!
    Makeda burns with vengeance;
    She shall lead the skorne

    And for the lulz:

    Faster than your gun
    Our living bullet cometh.
    Molik in your face!
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    You thought Cryx was fast?
    We have Mobility now.
    Hah hah hah, hah hah.
    Cryx: 655 pts- Trolls: 270- pts Cygnar: 250 pts ---W/D/L Tracker- Cryx: 277|3|152 - Trolls: 55-0-33 - Cygnar: 12-0-5
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    Oh look, you just got
    Molik Karn to your facebone
    From across the board.

    Rhupert plus the book
    Plus errants plus UA plus
    Senny: What? It's fair!

    Lord Carver: the bomb
    If only he were part of
    A real live faction.

    Doc Arkadius
    Can arc node Crippling Grasp.
    So awesome. Wait, what?

    Dominar Rasheth
    Does not need any weapons
    Or defensive stats

    "My army is weak"
    He whines, pulling out Stormwall
    And epic Haley.

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    Pain makes us beefy
    Elephants, cyclops, oh my!
    Stab me in the spleen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Klebert L. Hall
    Maybe the Iosans are actually the Minbari, and are dying off due to the cancellation of Babylon 5.

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    Grocery shopping:
    Pass my favourite geek shop.
    Can you eat pewter?

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    Warmachine:
    The Clash of Steam Fed Titans
    Urged by Wills of Iron
    Fields of wreckage pave the path to victory

    Cygnar:
    Beset on all sides,
    No strangers to defeat,
    Rise up on wings of thunder

    Khador:
    The Glory of Empire Restored
    The Cold Gaze of Winter
    The earth Trembles Beneath the tread of Iron Men

    Cryx:
    As the Dragon Father Wills
    The Breath of Darkness Descends
    The Cries of Mourning are Symphony

    Skorne:
    In pain there is perfection
    The path to Enlightenment
    The Weak Lay Dying in the Sands

    Not quite Haiku:
    Whatever happens
    We have got
    Sebastian Nemo
    They have not
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    Orboros can't win
    Orboros must never fall
    Or the world will end.



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    For Brilder for restarting this

    Every time I play
    Against Brilder's Legion mans
    I lose the damn game

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    Heh, maybe I'm just tired from work and the heat wave has softened my brain, but these are really great!

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    Hey, I have disrupt.
    Tons of warbeasts bearing down.
    Face meet cheese grater.

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    skarre's great rack is horns?
    then 3-caine should have 'firm butt'
    it's his pistols, perv!
    aha

    ahahah

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    Vlad sick of walking
    so finally the horse lord prince
    finds himself a horse

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    Zerkova's feat turn.
    No, you can't do that. Or that.
    Or any of those.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino-Czar View Post
    Khador made the greatest error of all: they tied their fluff to Cygnar.

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    So, the Harbinger
    Just camped all ten focus?
    Meet my Forsaken.

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    Oh, The Mountain King
    The trolls had such high hopes. Dashed...
    Wait! MAT 5 misses!

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    Humans make haikus
    The Farrow must have them too
    Done...Esquire...The Third.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbsmash View Post
    What is 'Theroy' machine? :P
    Theeeeerooooooyyyyy ahhJENKINS!
    It's not a question of win or lose, it's a question of whether or not you want to have friends afterwards.

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    Skorne? I must protest:
    That faction is fictitious.
    You play Molik Karn.

    I roll'd five three times.
    As the kids say: "U mad bro?"
    Son, you just got Troll'd.

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    you're my only hope."
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