Lord Carver Fact!

[Irall]

1. Lord Carver once beat a Archangel in a staring contest.
2.Lord Carver have the greatest virility and all Cean: he is thought and got a longer reach.
3.Lord Carver dont sleep , he conquer.
4.Lord Carver have have kill more keg then Barka Kegslayer , by not drinking them.
5.Lord Carver once had a mount , he kill it because he go faster on foots.
6.Lord Carver have 200 tittle. He just decide not to use them all on is card.
7.Lord Carver once have kill a montain king in one hit, below the belt, between is leg.
8.Lord Carver have produce more then half the population of Urcean.
9.Lord Carver dont need a Pig Iron , he have a Double-Barrel Pig Iron!
10.Lord Carver dont need Chuck Noris bear to be awesome,he got fur all over.

[Vex]

You hurt my brain.

[Duff]

I can't disprove that so ....Sure

[joecox87]

Its like a car crash I want to look away but I cant!

Urge to sig rising....

[Irall]

.....guy,I simply wanted to make somethign funny is all.....

[Vex]

.....guy,I simply wanted to make somethign funny is all.....

You may have succeeded, but not for the reason you think.

[PG_Vezinas Ghost]

3.Lord Carver dont sleep , he conquer.

8.Lord Carver have produce more then half the population of Urcean.

These made me laugh

[joecox87]

No offence meant, I couldnt help but read the whole thing!

I dont think he would need to go between the legs to kill the mountain king though... Just feat and CARVE!

[Duff]

I think the mountain queen is going to be angry.

[joecox87]

She wouldnt mind... he has 'long reach' remember!

[Irall]

You may have succeeded, but not for the reason you think.

Oh ok.I am happy them^^feel free to add to it if you wish^^

[PG_Devilsquid]

Ze engrish, it does noffink!


Where are there 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse? Because Lord Carver is going to walk.

[Irall]

Not sure I get that one....

[Marth]

I read: There are only three horsemen of the Apocalypse because Lord Carver chooses to walk.

[ajay29]

Sweet Jesus, this made my day.

i think Carver is a pretty cool guy. eh kicks mountain kings between his legs and doesn?t afraid of anything.

[Irall]

Oh,I get it now^^thank^^
11.Do Lord Carver want to take over the world? OF COURSE!
12.Lord Carver once sand a letter to king Letto, giving him advice how to protect is kingdom.He was too much a chiken to do it.

[Marth]

13. Originally, the Mountaing King was broken - but then Lord Carver took his rules.
14. Carver is the reason the Orgoth fled!

[Irall]

Oh!Love those^^

[Centurio]

In Khador, Lord Carver write joke about you!

[Irall]

by the way,just add the number in front of your fact^^
15. There are only three horsemen of the Apocalypse because Lord Carver chooses to walk.

[Centurio]

duplicate post

[Marth]

16. Lord Carver found Nemo. (Yes, admittedly, that one is bad.
17. I don't have a graphics card in my PC. I glued a picture of Lord Carver next to my sound card, with the caption "100 FPS OR ELSE!".

[Nuriochi_sol]

This thread makes my head hurt...

18. Lord Carver had a copy editor in his sights. Had... had...

EDIT: If someone can explain what I'm missing here. Sorry if I'm a little thick.

[Negatorxx]

Obviously english is the OP's second language, cut him some slack.

[Nuriochi_sol]

That's what I thought, too. But then other people started jumping on board. I thought there was some inside joke I was missing.

[Benejeseret]

19. Lord Carver's mother was insulted once and called Warbeast...He says, "Yes."
20. Lord Carver Esq. I and II never existed, but Lord Carver Esq. III retroactively forced the spacetime continuum to include them of face destruction.
21. Lord Carver's Hand of God is not name of his sword, it is just the hand that holds it.

[Irall]

22.Lord Carver is the devil for the Menithe,but they cant go afther him because,if he died, it would make thier faith falce and bring thier own destruction.

[Irall]

23.Lord Carver is 1% meat , 99% pure organic awesomeness.

[Sardonic Artery]

24. Lord Carver must be immortal, cause all I ever see is him repeatedly getting killed by other factions.

(I keed, I keed.)

[Irall]

That kinda apply to every Warlock-Warcaster in this game.

[niceas]

25. Lord Carver has TWO sprays...

[Irall]

26.Lord Carver once punch the blue hight light of Kaelissa hair.She have to dye them now.

[J. Beatnik]

27. Lord Carver once passed a kidney stone. It became the first Woldwrath.

[Benejeseret]

28. Lord Carver runs Warbeasts that actually heal the enemy beasts, just to give them a fair chance in battle.
29. Lord Carver has been so successful in bed that there is a 0.5% chance your breakfast was related to him.

[Marth]

30. Lord Carver can marshal a Colossal.

[imomam]

27. Lord Carver once passed a kidney stone. It became the first Woldwrath.

I laughed at this one so hard, I farted....

[Marth]

Okay, try to beat this one:

31. Lord Carver already has WarRoom.

[origarmi chicken]

Lord carver got killed by a menite choir.
(joking!)

[Rotfell]

32. Every time Carver got assassinated, in reality he fell asleep, because the battle was too boring. As if some puny Warpwolf can actual hurt him!

33. Carver loves chicken, because it tastes like human.

34. The Orgoth only fled because they got a prophecy: That they'll get served as dinner on a table surrounded by pigmen with Carver as host.

[GRYM]

35. He is the most interesting Farrow in all of Caen; He speak Tharn in Khadorian.
36. When Lord Carver speak people dieszz.
37. Carver once took on the whole National Khadorin grind team by himself, with the Hand of God tied behind his back and won during lunch.
38. After Carver turned down Ever-blight, he sent Thagrosh to the first fragment because he wanted a play toy.

KSW