Overheard at Legion HQ

[Necra-Chi]

Abby: Hey, check it out girls, I just got a raek to throw a pyre troll to my carnivean so that it could actually hit it. I don't know why you guys give them such a bad rap.
Rhyas: That's funny, my carnivean doesn't need any help hitting. Its a ninja like me.
Vayl: ALL of my beasts are as accurate or more accurate than your carnivean.
Rhyas: Yeah but can you decapitate shifting stones and small deer like I can *menacing swish*.
Thags: No she can't but when I go *swish* things explode into ash, AND all my beasts are as accurate or more accurate than your carnivean.
Saeryn: Oh come on Thaggy baby, your angels and seraphs are so weak, they still take free strikes. They actually have to chew through an army instead of just flying over it and killing the enemy leader. So... messy. Get with the program.
Lylyth: What good is all that when your beasts can all get shot to bits before they do anything, and you have no space for all these wonderful elven infantry with incubi inside them. Volume over quality I say!
Thags: I used to be able to bring one beast back after it got shot up. But you've got no room to talk. You have to borrow my angels just so you have something that can penetrate armour.
Lylyth: I used to have a spell for dealing with heavy armour. My bow used to do something useful too.
Rhyas: LOL Lyl your striders told me they like me better because I can get them out of a tight squeeze.
Lylyth: How nice. Met any nice magic weapons lately?
Thags: Now now girls, play nice.
Abby: But but but the raek... with the throwing, and the carnivean... oh bugger it I'll go try something else.



Edited for rules mistake

[Mutton]

That's why Abs suck so; she was cheating at the game! Soles caught her throwing larger bases and nerfed her as punishment!

[Necra-Chi]

Whoops! I'll go fix that.

[CloudFang]

that was a great little read... thanks necra

[hairsolo]

I much more prefer.

eLylyth: Wow Thaggy is so dreamy.... I'll cast pursuit on him any day raaaawwwr.
Rhyas: You ***** thats my man. We have a rapport that you just wound'nt understand!
(hissing cat noises in the background)
(sound of ripping clothing)
(sound of Thagrosh getting popcorn)

[JaggedToothGrin]

havent you heard, popcorn is dead.

[W0lf]

Hahaha

Jaggeds comment wins this thread.