Sum Up the Faction...In Haiku!

[PG_amphoterik]

So, I got this idea from the "Sum up the factions in 10 words or less" thread. Let's hear you're faction summary Haiku's! Remember, I Haiku is 5/7/5 syllables.

Legion: We are in your base / We flew right over your walls / Eating your leaders

[Mod_Faultie]

Mercenaries
I make all my coin,
Fill my pockets with treasure,
By killing your mans.

[blakeh1]

they are all fodder
go ahead kill my army
I can still win it

[tonyzahn]

Khador:
There is nothing else
To match the insanity
of the red Butcher

Legion:
Yeah, we are squishy
but it doesn't matter much
if we hit you first

[Teleologica]

Yeah, we are squishy
but it doesn't matter much
if we hit you first

Circle:

Our trees are not the
nice kind. You can hug them, but
they will hug you back.

[Gx1080]

Cygnar:
Power of lightning
The suckers should not bring knives
to our shooting field.

[CrimsonGuard]

Feel the Phantom Bolt
Watch it pierce your weak defence
You thought you were safe..

[mangustheix]

Blindwater congregation
Us gators eat you
Your hearts power our blood rage
They taste so yummy

[CrimsonGuard]

I know I'm a nerd
Writing haiku's during work
I feel so silly

[John Q.]

Skorne:

torturing our beasts
to make them hit you harder
we are so pokey

[PG_relasine]

the buff fest completed
karn charges in to attack
okay so now what

[PG_amphoterik]

I made a Haiku
For you, so you would know that
Legion is awesome

Trolls:
Just big dudes with swords
Not too bad, wait whats that noise
oh no! borrowers!

[PG_amphoterik]

OK, Hard mode, you can;t use your fingers to count syllables

[simon sez]

Fiend!
Cryx

Soon you will join us

In death to serve Lord Toruk

The Dragonfather

[henderslice]

Legion (particularly Thagrosh)

Bethayne. Shared athanc,
Everblight reminded me,
Pimpin' ain't easy.

[raimius]

OK, Hard mode, you can;t use your fingers to count syllables

burning with the hate
about your damn restrictions
behold my finger!


I've heard that real haikus include something about the seasons, so with that in mind, on to Cryx.

the winter of man
for the dragon father comes
eons of planning


Circle Orboros:

all life feeds on life
as the spring chases winter
inevitable

Khador:

foolish to anger
the sleeping bear in winter
great rage will follow


Those are the forces I play. =)

[Baffler]

Retribution:

You're killing our Gods,
that makes us pretty angry,
so we must kill you.

[MagnustheJust]

Mercs
wandering warrior
for ideals or lust for coin
home where you slumber

Skorne
ancestral fury
fueling conquest of rage
subjugate all foes

Blindwater
silently watching
foolish offenders trespass
warning omens ignored


and no fingers used
to count out the syllables
writing these haiku

[Space_Thor]

Retribution:
I'll just hide here by
the forest that blocks his sight
oh @#$% a phoenix

[PG_princessprettyposies]

Really hate haikus
I think they are stupid
wish they would stop now

:-)

[tonyzahn]

Really hate haikus
I think they are stupid
wish they would stop now

:-)

What are you saying?
Creating haikus is quite fun
that's why you wrote one

[themocaw]

Angry Terrorist Elves. . .
Wait, is that six syllables?
Or only five? Damn. . .

[Demeritus]

Retribution:
Our gods are dying
Hunters of Mage, Lords of Dawn
Quick and Hard we strike

Protectorate
In Menoths name, fight
Through song and prayer, we will win
To burn and deny

[Amarel]

The Cygnar gun line
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Thank you Blackadder

[SoulReclaimer]

Khador:

If size does matter
We are the largest around
Nothing but Heavies!


Legion:
Knockdown what is that
These wings are not for eating
We assassinate!

[Sevwall]

Cygnar:
Our people, attacked
Honorable men will fight
One, two, three bullets

Khador:
The mighty people
Khadric blood makes axes strong
Flee before us, pigs

Menoth:
Purifying flame
What hope do the godless have
We are the destined

Cryx:
I wait, life leaves you
Time betrays you in the end
One day, all is ours

Retribution:
my retribution
a goddess lays close to death
you are very close too

Mercs:
Today I fight him
Ah, a large sum of money
Tomorrow I don't

Trolls:
Women in lament
Enemies flee before you
Signs of a good fight

Skorne:
It hurts, I don't care
One day I will be sand, dust
Kill those who oppose

Circle:
I'm the one in charge
behind the curtains, plotting
one day I will win

Legion:
I want the shiny
I own you, get the shiny
Shiny makes me strong

Minions:
I'm no animal
I possess motivations
mostly my hunger

[RocketSurgeon]

Blindwater:
This here' the bayou
Y'all c'mon have a sit down
Right therr in the pot

Khador:
I made an axe-hat
Here! Try it on little man
Why are you fall down?

[Gx1080]

Menoth:

Together we sing
"Through the Fire and Flames"
Suck it, Dragonforce

[Wolfbiter]

Menoth

Menoth is the boss
If you do not accept this
We will smite and burn

[Oilslick]

Menoth is our god
We are His righteous servants
Killing in His name

[EpicAstinos]

Skorne:

torturing our beasts
to make them hit you harder
we are so pokey

Oh god I just can't stop laughing! This may be worth tattooing.

OOOOOOR

The laughter it comes
bubbling up far too strong
I need a tattoo.

[Mnkylord]

Skorne:
There's sand in my shorts
As I tread through the Marches
In lovely armor

[Mnkylord]

Skorne:
Exalted, I slept
Then Zaal wanted a Kovass
That f****** a**hole

[Defenstrator]

Cygnar

POW 12s kill casters
Unfortunately we have
far too many POW 10s

[thesavage]

Cygnar

Snap, crackle, KABOOM!
We have guns and lightning swords,
Oh, and Triumph too.

Protectorate

No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, Uh-uh, no no.

[EpicAstinos]

It is said Legion
Needs no sprays, flight, eyeless sight.
Inconceivable.

[PG_Kaptajn Congoboy]

The shaper of Man
Honor him as is his due
Or burn to black ash

Across the red waste
Coming with steel, beast and lash
Soon all is in chains

[PPS_Jen]

Forum denizens
Showing creativity
Makes me laugh out loud

[Ulf]

Cryx:

Night's curtain sweeps low,
too late, dreams whisper warnings
as the blood tides rise.

[alchahest]

A Carnivean
it cares not for the seasons
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