Sum Up the Faction...In Haiku!

**PG_Dino-Czar** · 08-26-2010, 09:21 AM

White clouds, deep blue sky.
On a distant hill, a man.
Lightning strikes at will.

**PG_amphoterik** · 08-26-2010, 09:31 AM

roses might be red,
violets might be blue, Legion
will eat your children

**CrimsonGuard** · 08-26-2010, 09:43 AM

Oh god my head hurts
Not really surprising though
I got axed to face

**Walter** · 08-26-2010, 09:47 AM

Nightmare is a jack
That can get ghostly and prey
and kill your caster

**Loveless** · 08-26-2010, 09:48 AM

Now repent and die.
You brought your soldiers' bodies;
We have brought the flame.

---

Ignore your old gods
And remember to look on
The blight side of life

**fastlane** · 08-26-2010, 09:53 AM

From faith comes power
Menoth smites my enemies
bow, heathen, or burn.

**skrob** · 08-26-2010, 10:05 AM

Oh no, the Orgoth!
Many years of slavery.
Giant robot time.

**Gx1080** · 08-26-2010, 10:05 AM

Khador:

You should be afraid
because in Soviet Khador
The Butcher charges YOU! ROAR!

**KainMalice** · 08-26-2010, 10:08 AM

Why do we need more of this nonsense? Is our community really THAT starved for news of anything, that we have now resorted to this? Seriously...

**PG_Dino-Czar** · 08-26-2010, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by KainMalice

Why do we need more of this nonsense? Is our community really THAT starved for news of anything, that we have now resorted to this? Seriously...

Who peed in your milk?
We are having fun with words.
Go be somewhere else.

**Ravir** · 08-26-2010, 10:26 AM

Trolls
My axe in your mouth
Dhunia strengthens the kin
This beer tastes funny

**petetsm** · 08-26-2010, 10:36 AM

Khador

Land of ice and snow
Where only the strong survive
With axe to the face!

or...

Our armor is hard
Our axes are sharp and bloody
For the Motherland!

**henderslice** · 08-26-2010, 10:40 AM

Dragonspawn charges
Carnivean bite and claws
Ow. Right in the balls.

**blakeh1** · 08-26-2010, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by KainMalice

Why do we need more of this nonsense? Is our community really THAT starved for news of anything, that we have now resorted to this? Seriously...

that's not a haiku
you have to count syllables
better luck next time

**petetsm** · 08-26-2010, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by KainMalice

Why all the nonsense?
Community starved for news,
Must we come to this?
Seriously...

Fixed that for ya ;-)

But seriously, I come to this forum for a little light distraction about my favorite wargame. This thread counts for that, more than 90% of the others. It doesnt always have to be hardcore news and spoilers.

**rydiafan** · 08-26-2010, 11:11 AM

Trolls:

Fight for a homeland.
But first, some liquid courage!
Too drunk to count syllables...

**komodokeeper** · 08-26-2010, 11:13 AM

CYGNAR:

On the battle field
Thunder of guns is just noise
Lightning does the work!

MINIONS:

Lord Carver is a Pig
with a huge-@$$ cleaver
self served pork dinner!

giving us hard mode
not counting on fingers
you must hate us all!

New Releases here,
destors and bombardiers
derailing always!

**MacNSteez** · 08-26-2010, 11:17 AM

Trolls:
Step one, pick up axe
Step two, insert in bad guy
Step three, drink some beer

**Demeritus** · 08-26-2010, 11:25 AM

Fun, this really is
A thread that should not be missed
Request: Forums Best

**Nutcase168** · 08-26-2010, 11:33 AM

Retribution

Angry Elves fight
Trying save their gods from death
Still No Destor Thanes

**Loveless** · 08-26-2010, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Nutcase168

Retribution

Angry Elves fight
Trying save their gods from death
Still No Destor Thanes

The forums cry out:
"No bombadiers or destors,
And no Bethayne, too"

**PG_vytzka** · 08-26-2010, 11:50 AM

A few for mercenaries:

Talion pirates
will soon take all your booty
don't make this harder

you've been recruited
by Llaelese Resistance
here is your magelock*

Magnus the Traitor
is no nice sort of fellow
beware the pimp hand

*alternative bonus last line:
we have a dress code

**JoeJones** · 08-26-2010, 11:52 AM

Spend all your focus
The big man is still standing.
Orsus says, "My turn."

**themocaw** · 08-26-2010, 12:08 PM

"Just wanted to say
Epic Caine has Line of Sight."
"Good game. Play another?"

**Mod_Faultie** · 08-26-2010, 12:23 PM

Caine's Folly
He had to roll 8
Even with his ranger pal.
He hit, but didn't.

First thing her Roulette,
Quick Draw, bokur, and Vanguard
Quicken'd Ashlynn's turn.

He had his Focus,
His Feat let him blast, blast, blast.
Now skewered, Caine.

[edit] More ninja!

**PPS_Simon** · 08-26-2010, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by KainMalice

Why do we need more of this nonsense? Is our community really THAT starved for news of anything, that we have now resorted to this? Seriously...

This is a great thread
if you don't like it don't post
bans await, like frost

**PG_Dino-Czar** · 08-26-2010, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Faultie

Caine's Folly
First thing her Quick Draw,
Roulette, bokur, and Vanguard
Quicken'd Ashlynn's turn.

Caine still has focus
and a Ranger to Mark you.
Finish out the turn.

edit: Ahhh! You ninja edited. Now I must amend

Caine still has focus
and a Ranger to Mark you.
He needs 6 to hit.

POW already equals ARM.
You had too much confidence
in your luck based feat.

**Ankhnatu** · 08-26-2010, 12:34 PM

Skorne:
We have poke-y ends
Yes we do. We have poke-y
ends. How about you?

**PG_Fellio** · 08-26-2010, 12:38 PM

Thornfall:
Oink, Oink, said the pig.
Look! Bacon! said the farmers.
And then we all ate.

**luxionmk2** · 08-26-2010, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by PPS_Simon

This is a great thread
if you don't like it don't post
bans await, like frost

I saw what you did!
Being clever there Simon,
I would dip my paw.

**PG_Dino-Czar** · 08-26-2010, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Faultie

Caine's Folly
He had to roll 8
Even with his ranger pal.
He hit, but didn't.

First thing her Roulette,
Quick Draw, bokur, and Vanguard
Quicken'd Ashlynn's turn.

He had his Focus,
His Feat let him blast, blast, blast.
Now skewered, Caine.

[edit] More ninja!

Argh! So bad, my math.
Yes Caine would lose that shoot out.
Counter-feat, bad call.

**skrob** · 08-26-2010, 01:12 PM

Legion:

Ha ha, I have stealth!
Doesn't matter. I see you.
It's called eyeless sight.

**Necra-Chi** · 08-26-2010, 01:55 PM

Legion:

Blotting out the sun
we have killed all of your dudes
while still in our base

Thagrosh is a pimp
that using his breath only,
makes baked alaska

Rules are for other
factions in warmer climate
We ignore them all

Dragons are not known
for playing with their food, so
Just Assassinate

Never thought I'd lose
My leg to a shark on land
In the winter snow

Even if you're hungry
You probably do not want
What is in this pot

**Amarel** · 08-26-2010, 02:18 PM

Interesting that
We have moved onto Casters
I choose eStryker

Overload damage
Crapola I rolled a three
I bet I'm screwed now

**Cannotcope** · 08-26-2010, 02:48 PM

Carny or the Scyth
Spiny Growth, Tenacity
Necra-chi math, wins!

Homage to the 9pt Carnivean ;-)

**PPS_Alex** · 08-26-2010, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by KainMalice

Why do we need more of this nonsense? Is our community really THAT starved for news of anything, that we have now resorted to this? Seriously...

Internet gamer
Joy blown away by fall wind
Mandolls serious

**thesavage** · 08-26-2010, 03:27 PM

Commander Stryker
Used his feat, you kill nothing.
It's my turn now *****.

Major Siege Brisbane:
Badass incarnate, big gun.
Breached the walls of Sul

The Hammersmith Jack:
Pick meanest thing on table,
Say "you are mine now!"

Sebastian Nemo:
"I created the Stormclad,
Now get off my lawn!"

**PG_relasine** · 08-26-2010, 03:49 PM

This thread clearly belongs in Best of the Forums.

**petetsm** · 08-26-2010, 03:55 PM

No no no, not right
This thread clearly belongs in
Best of the Forums

also...

Old Witch watches him
Prince Vlad, hero of Khador
With the Blood Of Kings

one more...

Beast-09 may be
Sorchas bond, but gets around
A head slowly falls...

**Raktra** · 08-26-2010, 04:07 PM

For Khador:
Axe to face, axe to
Face, Axe to face, axe to face,
**** yeah, axe to face

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