Sum Up the Faction...In Haiku!

[PG_amphoterik]

This is a great thread
if you don't like it don't post
bans await, like frost

Simon waits in dark
The ban hammer gets us all
Eventually

(Bonus points for a 5 syllable word)

[fire4effekt]

Cygnar Trenchers

Move up and dig in.
It's all we ever do here.
Deploy the smoke shield.

Muddy holes are home
My pillow is made of stones
The Swan commands it

Weeks spent in wet graves
Khador waiting for fresh troops
Body snatching dogs.

[Raktra]

5 syllables eh?
I bet you I can top that:
Consumerism!

[fire4effekt]

Vindictus bows low
Servius is impatient
many menites lost

[PG_amphoterik]

@Raktra

Oh Snap! When Someone
Serves you and you serve them back
it's on like King Kong

[komodokeeper]

5 syllables eh?
I bet you I can top that:
Consumerism!

Do you one better:

anti-disestab-
lishmentarianist.
now its your turn, bro!

[PG_amphoterik]

Full of irony
My 5 syllable word is
monosyllabic

[komodokeeper]

hermaphroditic
many many earthworms
reproduce this way

[Raktra]

Doctor Greg House states
Many patients may contract
Sarcoidosis.

I have NO idea if I spelled that right.

[komodokeeper]

spelled correctly, one syllable short...

sar-coi-dos-is

Edited to add- ah, 1st syllable is stuck to your 2nd line.

[Gx1080]

This thread went right to
non-sense, land of craziness
Hippopotamus.

[fire4effekt]

two words when said quick
sound like one, please listen quick
Damage Transference


Page five speaks the truth
It's about the game you tool
So please dont be T-F-G

[thesavage]

Not original, but:

Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refridgerator.

[PG_Fellio]

Thread is off topic,
Back to Privateer Press now,
Thread is on Topic.

[Raktra]

spelled correctly, one syllable short...

sar-coi-dos-is

Edited to add- ah, 1st syllable is stuck to your 2nd line.

I've heard it in both 4 and 5 syllable formats, so I was going with the latter

[Top]

(Legion)

Fire and Ice on wings
The storm roars from the mountain
Raining blood and steel

[Mod_Faultie]

This is a great thread
if you don't like it don't post
bans await, like frost

Simon waits in dark
The ban hammer gets us all
Eventually

One day you can post.
But not the next. Harsh and cold:
Justice on the web.

[Shavnir]

下かんする
満月だけや
暮雪見る

[Cannotcope]

Haiku are easy
Syllables and dialects
English is too hard

[garbon]

Minions:
I'm no animal
I possess motivations
mostly my hunger

This might be my fave! Does life mimic art, or art wargames?

[garbon]

Who peed in your milk?
We are having fun with words.
Go be somewhere else.

This one is also
now my favourite haiku
about pretend men

[Necra-Chi]

Cannotcope honors
my twisted point accounting
at least I hope so

[deadwingxx]

Phone with the girlfriend
I'm wearing no pants
And playing Pokemon

[Necra-Chi]

deadwingxx fails
at haiku, counting or
pronunciation?

[deadwingxx]

I apologize
For my foolish insolence
I wasn't trying

[Necra-Chi]

Can Carnivean
that frenzies, charge and assault?
We need Infernal

[henderslice]

Necra's avatar
smoking Yakuza hottie
Wow, my pants are tight.

[henderslice]

Why call it a 'jack?
Was that who invented them?
Glad it was not D*ck.

[PrudentMantis]

Stryker1 feats. Mass-
-ive armour. What? Anatom-
-ical Precision?

Alternatively:

Stryker1 feats. Un-
-breakable armour. What? Bile
Thralls? Oh, you bastard.

Stryker2 charges.
Rolls for Overload, three dice.
Three then eighteen. Crap.

Please, fixate on the
Black Thirteenth. Ignore the rest
of my force. Splendid.

All I need is a
six. Boost. Two. Two. One. Oh, you've
got to be joking.

[falconslacrosse]

Circle Orboros
Has wolves and big constructs too
Refrigerator

[EpicAstinos]

What's that you're saying?
Your leet skillz can't be beaten?
Sockjack for Justice.

[Necra-Chi]

Nephilim Soldier
Perfect mix of elf and beast
Sucks to be the mom.

[PrudentMantis]

Cygnar:
Federally-fund-
ed MAD SCIENCE!!! Also: Guns.
You need more reasons?

[Necra-Chi]

Tough screws with Legion
Massacre, swift hunter, sprint?
Turn on Slaughterhouse!

Virtuoso is
Built into multiple heads
Don't diddle the noobs.

[Robert Shepherd]

No love for the dwarves?
Warjacks also mining tools
Multipurpose fun!

(also, six point 'jack
plus Thor Steinhammer's tune up
kills anything dead -

even the deathjack
plus a nightwretch, in one turn
that was a good day.)

[Jack Spratt]

LOL

You people make me proud to be a wargamer!

[Necra-Chi]

Scourge of Heresy
A Vanquisher for Reznik
My two favourites!

Now for some controversy

Signs and Portents to
Manifest Destiny as
Warmachine to Hordes

[themocaw]

Here comes Kaelyssa's
Assassination run! . . . damn.
That's a lot of ones.

Now she's in charge range.
Of your entire army.
Guess that's it for me.

[TurboNitroMonkey]

I like these, and I'm procrastinating actual responsibility... lets see...

Khador

The Khador rainbow:
Between white snow and black sky
The red tide cometh.

The empress forsees
Our global domination
In signs and portents.

Need help, Kommandant?
Twenty-seven berserkers,
Please, I brought them all.

Legion

Highlanders are wrong
Its wars with dragons where, there
Can be only one.

You're bleeding to death
But you are a hot elf chick
Jam this in your chest.

When in Immoren
If you need to see better
Just pluck out your eyes.

[PG_vytzka]

The Khador rainbow:
Between white snow and black sky
The red tide cometh.

This is beautiful
I can feel the Motherland
reaching out to me